I'm screwed.

(Dropping something) Ava: "Oh Dan!"

Me "Ava. No ma'am, you do not say that word."

Ava: "Why, Dan's not a bad word. {thinking} But DAMN sure is, right mama?!"


She found a loop hole.

Damn.

Ava Prayers

Ava: "Thank you God for my mommy, my daddy, for making me and my 'Angel Kiss' (her birthmark) oh! And for palm trees. Amen."

Happy New Year!